Me when hitting on girls: “let me wipe your face” *wipes face*
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush
You can learn a lot about a person just by going through there music app